Funny Tshirts People WearBy Dannis H. Newman
T-shirts are way more than just t-shirts for a long time now. Shirts have transformed into a new medium of communication and expressing ideas; political, social, environment, and above all – plain humor! We are showing off our goofy side and showing the world how hilarious we are. Our shirts do the job. Thumbs up if you would definitely wear a hilarious tee; and if you don’t, these ones would surely make you change your mind.
So keeping political disagreements aside, we are focusing on all the times t-shirts simply brought joy to the world. “Normal people” and celebrities alike – funny t-shirts! Will this article make you think twice before you buy a new t-shirt?
Remember this t-shirt? Gal Gadot was snapped sitting next to her husband, Yaron Varsano, who had a super t-shirt on.
You can’t help but love this tee. The couple, have been together for over a decade and tied the knot back in September 2008. They have two daughters — Alma, and Maya.
Obviously Not An English Major
Well, who doesn’t love college? College was definitely fun. If only we learned to spell properly while at it. This lovely lady showed her support for higher education by sporting this t-shirt.
However, she kind of leaves you wondering if this was an advertisement to stay in school as her shirt reads “collage” (meaning a piece of art composed of different materials such as photos) instead of “college” (meaning an educational establishment, i.e., a university).
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For…
…Ice Cream! Well, well, well, would you look at that, model Alexis Ren clearly enjoys being salacious. The Maxim cover girl put a new spin on a 1927 song by explicitly revealing her fantasies.
This is the type of thing better kept behind closed doors. The definition of TMI (Too Much Information).
Subtlety Is A Dying Art
Well, this seems like a challenge to the guys if their ploy was to buy her drinks all night and then score with her. We would, however, advise that she goes drinking with her friends than going on her own, that is if she plans to walk the talk.
Another angle would be that she plans to use the tee to respond to unwanted advances by pointing at the inscription on her tee instead of shouting over loud music at the club.
But It Should Be
Yes, we get it! While there’s no official code of conduct regarding twerking yet, but we all know there is a time and place for it.
Not everyone likes to see a scantily clad lady shaking her posterior purposefully in our direction every now and then. So yeah Cara Delevingne, twerking is not a crime but it sure could be if y’all aren’t careful!
I Don’t Think It Works That Way
With a bold tee like this, many things come to mind. Does she want a tech-savvy person to open up her heart or is she directing the comment to what lies beneath the tee?
Whichever message she is trying to pass across, she is definitely going to make people wonder and stare with that tee.
Practically A Superstar
This brings the question “What does almost famous mean?” If it means to get attention by using a mind-boggling print on a top, she is definitely almost famous!
Also, if she was after attention, she most certainly has caught ours!
How Long Is Her “Boyfriend” Away For Exactly?
Really?! So how long is your boyfriend away for? This would definitely work for a James Bond type figure that is easily attracted to unavailable women.
Seems she likes the heat, adrenaline rush and element of danger that comes with eating the forbidden fruit. What could be steamier than a tryst with someone that you can’t have?
Confidence Is Key
A lot of people have been on the receiving end of the question, “Does this make me look fat?”. The safe answer is always to answer to the contrary.
This young lady is a figure of confidence as she questions the opposition with her T-shirt. We love her audacity! At the very least you should never respond with, “It’s not the dress darling.”
Hmm, tell us about it! Life as a celebrity is no joke, with all the annoying paparazzi and unnecessary media attention, it’s no surprise Eva Longoria’s tee reads what it does.
But with less camera attention after Desperate Housewives, we wonder if she’s really enjoying life outside the spotlight.
Your Words Not Mine
Madonna is not a stranger to controversy and this time is no different.
She is clearing telling her hater off by rocking this t-shirt with the print cult member. Don’t we just love how daring she is, don’t change girl.
You’ve Been Caged
Actress and comedienne Aubrey Plaza is known for playing April Ludgate on Parks and Recreation, a character whose deadpan expression won over fans.
So when the actress wore this t-shirt of a giant zoomed in Nicholas Cage face, we were the ones who had poker faces. You’ve been Caged!
An Embarrassing Zing
This lady might just remain single for as long as she wears this shirt. Well, good news for all the ladies, you can get minus one threat from your relationship.
At least, she ceases to be a threat till her grammar is fixed. Once that is done, I am not too sure if the “boyfriend” is safe.
Well, It’s Settled Then
Breakups hurt and even celebrities are not immune.
Here is Britney Spears rocking a blue T-shirt with the inscription Dump Him during the time it was rumored that her then boo Justin Timberlake just moved in with his new girlfriend.
Meetings Aren’t For Me
Oh well, meetings weren’t for her until a judge’s verdict forced her into rehab for drinking while driving.
So now, she’s got to spend the next couple of months through complete detox and those nasty withdrawal symptoms that accompany. I bet those Alcoholics’ Anonymous meetings don’t look that bad now, huh?
She Ain’t Right, But She Ain’t Wrong
The American Dream is the idea that any United States citizen has an equal opportunity to achieve success and prosperity through hard work, determination, and initiative.
Britney Spears would have you believe this applies to her. Everything except the shaving the head part, love. Oh, and Federline. Ain’t nobody got time for that!
No Smiles For You!
Former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham these days occupies her time by promoting her line of fashion wear and accessories.
Often criticized for not smiling enough by the press, Posh Spice hit back at the haters rocking this tee.
Wearing Her Husband
The affable Kelly Rippa has been married to Riverdale actor Mark Consuelos since 1996.
Spotted here is the veteran talk show host posing with a tee shirt of multiple photos of her husband’s head. Will he lose his head over this picture?
Works For Us!
English singer-songwriter Jessie J took decided to mix up her celebrity status with an everyday item by wearing this fashion tee which reads “I didn’t know what to wear today so I put on this designer t-shirt”.
That’s one way to answer your own question, huh?
That’s Some Massive Shade
Looking for a way to shun your haters?
Then taking lessons from the British sensation Rita Ora who is seen in this picture wearing a t-shirt that clearly shows her as an independent woman lighting her own way.
Neither Are You
“Lol, you’re definitely not zayn malik”, just some over the top fans who can’t seem to get enough of you.
But I guess our supermodel Gigi Hadid means to make things clear with her t-shirt; you are either Zayn Malik, or you don’t stand a chance!
Punch Drunk Loveless
Why, hello there. What are you having tonight, little lady? Lager, a fine choice. What do you say I buy the booze, and you show me how to shake it?
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Young love is often found at the local bar. But this pair is going nowhere, tonight. Try as he might, the creepy suitor is failing. Despite his hope that beer googles will help him cross the finish line, he’s still moving nowhere fast. Sometimes, it’s just not meant to be. And sometimes, ‘drink til you want me’ is just not quite legal!
Talk about some real sibling love! No matter how much of fights you get into with your sibling, that sibling instinct to be there no matter what happens just always betrays your every emotion and gets you all supportive.
With Kourtney Kardashian’s tee, I guess we could all agree that No one loves a Kardashian like a Kardashian!
School’s Out T-Shirt
This is not grammatically correct, but we cannot deny that this actually makes sense, maybe a more relatable way of stating the age-long saying “Speak less, think more”.
Simple but golden advice given by this girl to the word, the same old words in a new package.
Setting The Bar Sky High
This little fella has definitely set the bar sky high with that tee on. And we see him living up to it in this picture with Victoria’s Secret Angel – Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.
What we don’t know is how long he’d be able to maintain this high standard for.
Dreams Do Come True
Make a wish, and it just might just come true.
This fan totally got her to wish when she met with Irish actor Andrew Scott who is well known for playing the character Jim Moriarty in the popular BBC series Sherlock alongside Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman. That is one lucky shirt lady.
The Film Is Older Than Him
There’s a very huge possibility of not even being born when the image of American actress, producer and fashion model, Sharon Stone on this boy’s t-shirt was originally taken.
It looks like he couldn’t get enough of the movie and even went on to wear his tee of her publicly. Talk about some big fan love!
Well That Settles It
Though not everyone is into Star Wars, imagine being amidst some avid Star Wars fans and a tee having the same words as the one director George Lucas has on, you’d definitely be having your ears full.
But thankfully, it’s the director that’s got the tee on, so well that settles it! You can’t argue with the director, can you?
Before And After
Actor Josh Peck is best known for playing the bubbly Josh Nichols on the live-action sitcom Drake & Josh. In recent years, the actor has brushed up to the admiration of female fans like the one pictured.
Amazing how much a healthy diet and exercise can do. Big ups, Josh!
Modern Family star Sarah Hyland, and Bachelor in Paradise star Wells Adams showed off their t-shirt set.
As a shout out to rapper The Notorious B.I.G. also known as Biggie Smalls, the pair wore tees which paired together. Clever.
Have You Been Naughty Or Nice?
When your dominant gene is naughty, and you let it get the better of you, you might just be taking a picture like this. It is not much of her fault though, she cannot help it, which should be excuse enough for the court.
Believe in her, the 2% “angel” in her might be stronger than the other parts. Her face does not even help us decipher.
Well, this guy could not be more obvious, perhaps the lady should take a minute to read what’s on his t-shirt.
Unfortunately for him, beer goggles might not be helping him make a case with the lady. Our guess is that he hopes the ladies see him as Ryan Gosling after a few.
She Fell For The T-Shirt
His tee seems to insinuate that he pulls the chicks in numbers, and he backs it up with the lady seated beside him. He seems to be able to walk the talk, or in this case, sit beside one.
This is really proof that opposites attract. He seems to have his A-game on.
He most definitely loves fresh bacon, doesn’t he? The little piglet just had to surrender to him maybe we can conclude that the love is mutual.
This is the cutest love we have found yet, at least between man and food, where the food loves you just as much.
The Golden Age
The fact that she is managing a smile while wearing this caption is quite amusing. This is one old woman that has probably been tricked one too many times or maybe “everyone” is just one person’s name.
I hope she does not find “everyone.”
This looks more like “Those of you who thought I will be dead by now, where are you?
Come and see me even more alive than you expected!” This grandpa is obviously not cutting his haters any slack.
Help Me Help You Help Me
Two of our favorite actors took love thy neighbor as thyself to a new level.
Ryan Gosling and Macauley Culkin just set the bar for BFF relationship everywhere when Ryan decided to showcase a picture of Culkin wearing a t-shirt showing Ryan wearing a t-shirt of Culkin.
Sometimes, you need to catch some fun by making your haters feel important for a moment, and right there in a split second, you dash their hopes.
Give your haters the disappointment they deserve, you own your space, you own your joy. Bid the haters farewell.
Back Off, She’s Gonna Blow!
Caution! The impulsive release of intestinal gas occurs here, close contact at inhalers risk. Side effects include momentary loss of oxygen, dizziness, possible occurrence of coma and other possible ailments.
You really cannot blame her; the body has a mind of its own. Take preventive measures for your own safety.
Their smiles kind of leave you wondering if their girlfriends put them up to it after a Beiber argument.
Whether or not they are truly Beliebers, they seem to be preaching to the choir, because Beiber seems to be the Bae-toven of our time.
Know Your Limits
She looks Asian, and some people get their names pronounced as “you” over there, so we believe that she is more specific than generic.
For her to be hotter than “you” though, we cannot wait to see just how hot “you” is. Why do we feel like she is hating on “you” though?
Clap Is A Hard Word To Spell
Sometimes, it is cool to be inaccurate. In other words, you don’t necessarily have to say it or spell it the same way every other person is doing it.
It really just makes the people with the “l changed to r” accent feel like they have some really cool company. Spelling mistakes have a way of drawing attention to you and makes it even more hilarious when the “mistake” is well intended.
With Tom Felton’s portrayal of Harry Porter’s villain, Draco Malfoy, it’s really interesting to note that in real life, he’s actually quite the opposite of a villain.
And judging from Rupert Grint’s tee on the red carpet, we guess he feels the same way too!
Hodor Is Okay, Everyone!
Fans of Game of Thrones are well aware of the character Hodor who only communicates with words that echo his name Hodor.
It is only right that this fan met the actor who played this amazing character Kristian Nairn wearing a t-shirt with the words Hodor. Yes, Buddy Hodor!
Prepare To Be Pleasantly Surprised
How cute is this pic of Major League Baseball player Justin Verlander taking a selfie right beside a fan who clearly idolizes him, judging by the name on his Jersey?
The waiter sure captures the boy’s possible reaction when he finally realizes what just happened.
Nothing More Needed To Be Said
Awww, what are the odds? With the sincerity that’s clearly visible in words on his tee, it’s no wonder that it actually earned him – its actualization.
This is definitely a classic example of the lines – dreams do come true! So don’t stop dreaming guys, you never know.
You don’t find Minnie mouse crying on a regular but whatever can bring tears out of the eyes of an inanimate object definitely has real skills in getting tears out of things.
For the record, “Deadmau5” is also pronounced as “dead mouse”. Even Minnie does not want to die.
Guilty As Charged
Convincing the jury of his innocence after this mug shot is definitely going to be a difficult one. He definitely put a twist on the saying “orange is the new black”.
We’re not sure what this person was arrested for, but he really should have worn something less inconspicuous.
At Least He Tells The Truth
We really would have allowed curiosity leads us to ask him what he did that landed him in this state but then taking a second read at his shirt gives us extra caution.
Who knows what he can do to us? They say that “curiosity kills the cat”, we would just take this advice and walk away safe.
There just might be an exception to this text, what if the kidnapper is bigger? It will be an extremely easy task then! Let us applaud his confidence though; it is quite obvious he has thick skin.
This means for him to continue scaring the kidnappers away, he has to keep his size intact!
Well, it was about time someone changed the map of Asia, the other one has probably been there too long but did Africa really sell their map to Asia or was the map stolen?
Is there a possibility that the maps have evolved? They say when you are too close to a person, you begin to look alike. Does this apply to maps too?
Fast Food Is All The Same Anyway
While hamburger is the most related term to this text that we know of, we proudly present to you “hamberger” which is interestingly the German variant of hamburger.
However, the part of the gender attributed to this snack is what beats us. We hope hamberger is not a person, which would be so creepy, except food now has gender too.
Playing Hard Ball
Pink is definitely not a regular color for men but what is more surprising here is what this shirt says. This man is definitely not ready to go into the archives when it comes to love, the young guys better get in here to see their competition.
Before you dismiss his potential, please read what his shirt says again. Call your girlfriend to be sure she is still yours.
Who Would Confuse Them?
Who doesn’t know Samuel L. Jackson? It still seems like some people still manage to mistake him for the less famous actor Laurence Fishburne who starred in The Matrix Trilogy.
When this shirt should not even be seen on Samuel L. Jackson.
I Speak Just Like The Youth
Let us just say you should live while you can regardless of your age. This man here is telling us “I am still alive and I am not going anywhere anytime soon” that should be good news for his family but for the non-family members especially the male folk, this might just mean more competition for “swag”.
No human is a cat, you only get to live once!
Safely Riding Dangerously
“Do as I say not as I do”.
Just two things involved, it is either he does not know what his shirt says, or he is out here to show an example of the consequence of disobeying this. Don’t follow him.
His Brand Of Religion
British actor and comedian are not one to shy away from poking fun at various issues in society, politics, and religion.
True to his nature he can be seen in the picture above taking a new stand to religion in a tank top no less.
Sometimes the patient dog is the one who dies of hunger because the fattest bone is probably too fat to carry itself down to meet the dog.
Life lesson from this shirt especially in this age where there is so much competition, it is important to hustle for the good things. The tables have turned.
Telling It Like It Is
This is a perfect example of when the text fits the situation, or when life imitates the print. Did this man make the unlucky decision to dress the part or was it a self-fulfilling prophecy?
Handcuffed while wearing a t-shirt that expresses how you feel in that situation, even if it involves getting arrested, is probably the definition of “meta”.
Bill Murray Being Bill Murray
American actor, comedian, and writer, William Jay Murray is popularly known as Bill Murray and for his role in some comedy films and his deadpan delivery style of comedy.
But looks like the image of him on his fan’s t-shirt really hit a soft spot and has got him smiling for this camera.
Honesty Is The Best Policy
Well, look who we have here, someone who wants to have the whole pool to himself. He must have been the king of mischief while growing up.
Nobody will actually take this seriously, but if eventually found true, he should be banned from all public pools before he floods people with liquid waste.
Shaming The Girls
Just take a look at how this man successfully turned the tables. To all the single ladies who have bypassed this young man or dismissed his proposal, he has a message for you all.
Talk about not blaming yourself for your present situation, someone else is definitely at fault. Stop the shame and solve his bachelorhood.
Haha! Jake Gyllenhaal really lightens some of the tension on the gay community with his t-shirt.
With all the campaigns and debates about the gay community, Jake seems to be reminiscing on his gay cowboy role in Brokeback Mountain as his tee indicates, “I was a gay cowboy before it was cool!”
This Is Too Good To Be True
Everyone applauds the idea and go as far as encouraging you, but you just might be alone on the day of execution, only then will it dawn on you how “not so good” the idea might be.
By the way, we wish him the best while it lasts.
We Hope He Means The Petrol Type Of Gas
This looks more like a caution notice than an advertisement.
We expect every human to have gas but when a person goes the extra mile to make it known via their shirts, and then we can be sure that this gas is on a whole new level. You can bet nobody will wait for a sample, you just might not live to tell the story.
Nirvana Family Portrait
Nirvana was one of the best rock bands in the 90s that displaced the domination of rap music in those days. This group is what we can safely refer to as legendary, while the average millennial might not be able to relate with this, those who are fascinated by music and its evolution would feel on top of the world just by wearing this shirt.
Not being sure if the picture here is the same as that of the original Nirvana band, we can only be glad that this shirt represents Nirvana.
Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken
If captions on shirts were regarded as a crime, then this shirt might not be so funny, but since it is not, we feel safe. When you are in the wrong, you can be sure that the sound of the siren would wipe every smile from your face and double the pace of your heartbeat.
The police rarely ever fail in nabbing the culprits, if you are innocent, then there is absolutely nothing to run away from.
The creative kind of love is even more attractive when the couple refuses to fall out of love. They have come such a long way, and grandpa still wants to be returned to Rita.
This remains sweet until another Rita appears on the scene, we don’t want any fights, please.
When you are drunk, life in itself is in reverse for you.
Should we say this drunken state was anticipated and that is why this shirt was worn or is it that the person was so drunk that even the text on the shirt had to show it?
Too Much Information
We don’t think anybody enjoys “bad dumps”, there is no way you would be happy having a hard time with your dump.
So let us just say this man is taking out time to appreciate what everyone considers normal, maybe he has had a terrible experience on the flip side.
The New Form Of Inspiration
This is the definition of “you cannot beat me even at my worst”, he has already pointed out all the flaws you can possibly find in him physically, and he has even beaten you to it.
This man is enough motivation for his entire club, his self-motivation skills are unrivaled. Don’t attempt to get ahead of him; he might just sit on you – anything to win!
Timing Is Everything
Just see how this young boy has innocently planned a reunion, the cow on the shirt does not look too happy though while the other looks surprised, we can imagine the cow saying “Is that you, brother?”
We heard cows can be violent sometimes, we hope the boy does not get his shirt ripped off.
Know Your Strengths And Weaknesses
Talk about knowing your strength and not deceiving yourself. This man should be nominated for the award of “Most Honest Person”. You cannot do without his kind, no matter how smart you get.
This man is probably playing on our minds, he might not be book smart, but he is a game changer.
Why does it feel like this guy is uncomfortable yet trying to be cool in the situation? More like he is being bullied but cannot afford to ruin his reputation so let’s just keep everything under control.
We hope he does not get squeezed to death, what is even creepier is the fact that someone may actually own those hands.
Trying To Get A Word In
Talk about an extraordinary skill of commanding attention from your audience, a very special charm indeed.
Keep farting till you are satisfied with the attention you have received from them. If you know her, it would be better you listen before she asks you to.
Love is where the heart is, no matter how far love is you will definitely find it. This young man is probably tormenting all the ladies attracted to him in his zone.
This is him saying “steer clear, I am taken”. Don’t give up though, who knows if he is just checking your persistence level? Love does not give up.
What Would You Rather?
We are not sure if this man is entirely correct, but we agree with him anyway. He carries the message with so much confidence and swag that we cannot even resist him.
Come to think of it, we expect a smart ass to give us smart shit if it goes any other way, then surgery has probably happened somewhere.
Calling A Spade A Spade
You heard about viewing the cup half full instead of half empty, this is a perfect but hilarious example. This optimist, rather than stating the obvious, decided to count his blessings rather than his calories.
He put a positive spin on his current state. If only we were able to substitute running jokes as opposed to, well, running, wouldn’t we all be happier?
A Slice Of The Pizza Tree
You’ve heard the phrase the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, but this looks like a much more delicious interpretation.
The little baby couldn’t look happier being daddy’s little slice of heaven. Who needs toppings when a munchkin looks so yummy.
Oh my! Who else sees overconfidence on display here? Sure you may if you could just let us know when God’s likely to be finished because we had a pending discussion.
Our friend here probably meant to be nice, but bruh, it just came out all wrong!
FBI On The Scene
Hmm… It looks like this female body inspector’s aim was some humor and attention, but oh well!
He definitely did get the attention alright, as it turns out he has now gotten himself in some real trouble with the actual FBI on the scene. I guess it is safe to say be careful what you wish for!
You Heard The Man!
Guys, what are we waiting for? You all heard the astronaut! With all the current climate change, global warming threats and environmental issues we hear daily, a new planet doesn’t sound like a bad idea, don’t you think?
And maybe just for fun, we would add, “Do earth a favor and get your behind to Mars!”
Stage actor Billy Magnussen is known for the films Into the Woods, Birth of the Dragon, and Game Night.
He showed everyone how much of a fan of himself he was when he was caught sporting this tee with a matching expression to boot. He’s laughing all the way to the bank.
You’re Not A Duck
This “sorry, not sorry” attitude attains a whole new level by adding the words “little”. Firstly, I guess we are supposed to count ourselves lucky that you don’t consider us to be a water bird.
The word “Hasty” added here is an understatement.
Our dear friend is going to be waiting around for a very long time because what goes around comes around, and nothing is definitely going around this time.
Maybe, if there was a little less to go around, he finds a lady love to come round to. A gentle reminder, less is more in this game called love, and yes! We are talking about both effort and size of… ego! 😉
It Really Ties The Picture Together
Can you image imagine as a fan meeting one of your idols?
That must be surreal, now picture how cool this guy must be feeling having met Jeff Bridges, the main protagonist in the 1998 film titled The Big Lebowski and wearing a shirt with the print “The Dude” which incidentally matches Jeff’s character.
They say “unlike poles attract”, so let us give him the benefit of the doubt that he has probably seen his future self and can only date those that will bring out the “fitfam” in him.
Models, don’t be discouraged, the future is fit. Keep dreaming; get what you want.
The North Remembers Indeed
Kit Harington was recently seen sporting a t-shirt with a fun twist on the logo and font of the brand ‘The North Face’.
The logo is edited to include Game of Throne imagery, while the slogan was changed to ‘The North Remembers’. The resulting t-shirt is just pretty damn good. Especially when Harington himself wears it.
Samuel L. Jackson Cubed
Nothing to see here – just a photo of Samuel L. Jackson wearing a t-shirt of Samuel L. Jackson, wearing a t-shirt of Samuel L. Jackson.
Lost for words? Have any questions? Say “what” one more time. We double dare you.